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    A young preacher took over a church in a small town, and was making the requisite rounds to get acquainted with his flock. On his first visit at one of the deacon's house, as he approached the door, he heard a dog start barking inside; he also heard a man yell at the dog 'Dammit, hush!' The dog quieted down, the door opened, and the pastor was greeted and invited in. Several times during the visit, the dog would be a nuisance, trying to play with the visitorr, bring toys to be thrown, just doing what friendly dogs do. Each time, the deacon would tell the dog 'Dammit, get down', Dammit, get away', 'Dammit, go lay down'. The young preacher took it all in stride, but as he was.leaving, he called the deacon aside and spoke to him about his language, asking if he really thought that, as a pillar of the church, cussing his dog was appropriate behavior.
    'Oh, that' said the deacon. 'We're not cussing the dog, Dammit is his name. We got him from a neighbor who moved away, and that's what the neighbor named him. We tried to teach him another name, but it never took, so we just use what he answers to.'
    The preacher understood, and he became a regular visitor at the deacon's house; and it seems he took special enjoyment in playing with the dog.

    (this is a subtle humor story.) Ace2
    Sometimes the term 'Idiot' is a description and not an insult.

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    Do you know how to make holy water? Get some tap water and boil the hell out of it.

    From Nunsense. http://nunsense.com/
    http://youtu.be/ei8OK4WdoW0
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4CuH...e=channel_page
    http://www.stoppingpower.net/comment...tervention.asp
    http://youtu.be/wXwPtP-KDNk
    https://youtu.be/Iy71umadb6k

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    • #3
      You know what a holy roller is? A Baptist who shuts off the alarm on Sunday morning, and rolls over to go back to sleep. Ace2
      Sometimes the term 'Idiot' is a description and not an insult.

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      • #4
        Why didn't Noah go fishing that often? He only had two worms!
        Its Dave, open up....Dave's not here!

        gladium habens libertatem habet

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        • #5
          And why did he include the two mosquitoes and the two chiggers? Ace2
          Sometimes the term 'Idiot' is a description and not an insult.

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